I am 114% Unstable

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[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It wasn't moving THAT fast... and I was angry at the person driving it and couldn't wait to get out XD)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde
TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I swear I could... if I wasn't worried about licking the germs on it)
[ ] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (In my mind)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME UGH my feet hate me)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Yes, and I seem to choke on liquids more than actual food)
TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I'm a homerow girl)
[/] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Almost did with a hair dryer, a peice of paper was on the ground and started turning dark brown in a spot)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Drinks are freakin crazy)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Only a couple times jeez)
TOTAL: 13.5

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. (Actually... I never fall asleep anywhere unless I plan to cause I have to have like everything perfect to sleep B[ )
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. (SOMETIMES!? How about all the time? -kicks mind- shut up)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[/] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Well... everyone always tells me to listen to my gut instinct if that's the same thing? Cause me and decisions don't get along)
TOTAL: 17

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Shut up, it's very helpful)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Can't really think of anything more important I should be doing right now, unless I'm forgetting something... o~o')
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 21

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (I used to, I don't anymore cause I took the risk one day and tried not doing it just to see if it would happen and it didn't so... it was pretty scary though)
[/] You break a lot of things. (Not A LOT of things but, I am kindof clumbsy and drop crap and one time I was so pissed off I accidentally crushed a glass in my hand)
[x] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (I think I did once, but luckily my chair has arms on it so I just fall on them XD)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Doesn't everybody...? I also do this with the carpet in the bathroom as well)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (Yes, it's a word for pausing)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 28.5

Overall Total: 28.5 x 4 = 114%
Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.