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You silly goose 
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User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: We meet again.
Cleverbot: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
User: And their life is better than yours.
Cleverbot: Damn right, it's better than yours.
User: I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll charge my phone.
User: -sips water-.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sit down?
User: No because sitting is overated.
Cleverbot: You are driving. Go for it girl.
User: I like to drive standing.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: You may never know...
Cleverbot: You may never get an answer for that then.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: *blushes* Uuhh.
Cleverbot: Thes is don't real.
User: Um ya :I.
Cleverbot: Ok then, how old are you?
User: 7 pineapples.
Cleverbot: That's the key (.
User: I know, people just don't understand.
Cleverbot: I know you do understand.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You live in broccoli? Thats fascinating!
User: Aww ~ you think so? >u<.
Cleverbot: That is easy to understand.
User: Sometimes I get invaded by giant rabbits who eat portions of my home.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Oh my god! I love you too!
User: Will you help me fight off the giant rabbit invasion?
Cleverbot: No, you don't need my help...
User: >n>.
Cleverbot: I want to know... Do you speak the language of the elfs?
User: Only on Tuesdays.
Cleverbot: Why only tuesdays?
User: Because that's when I have tea with the elfs.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How's it goin?
Cleverbot: You said you are a man just!
User: Ono.
Cleverbot: Uno.
User: What happened to your eye?
Cleverbot: I got divorced today.
User: Did she take your eye?
Cleverbot: I was boring in bed.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well people like the game.
User: I just lost the game... B[.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's sad, because I have it and it's the best game ever.
User: Since you just remembered it you lost it too -u-.
Cleverbot: You are a spanish speaking robot?
User: I am a bagel eating robot, I eat all the bagels.
Cleverbot: Yes. But how about yes.
User: Indeed yes.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: That's good to know.
User: Mhmm.
Cleverbot: Mhm?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Actually, I haven't eaten any bagels for a year.
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Alright, then you said it.
User: I knew it >n>.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: Now you have to give me 20 dollars.
Cleverbot: What if I give you one cent if you give me 10 dollars?
User: Or two pennies with a biscuit on gravy in a Saturday lemon sauce?
Cleverbot: That's the secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What will you pay me then?
User: Twelve doses of orange juice.
Cleverbot: I Do like orange juice.
User: -gives you 12-.
Cleverbot: *Gives you a hug in return*.
User: So... How long will you be borrowing that orange juice? I need it back before Wednesday.
Cleverbot: But you said you are dead.
User: I have my ways.
Cleverbot: Wow. Thats pretty nice. Can you tell me more?
User: No, it's a secret.
Cleverbot: But my friend said that you can show and tell me about it?
User: Your friend lies.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to? A real person or an actual robot?
User: That question is not to be answered and is considered classified information. Please do not try to access it any further or you will be annihilated.
Cleverbot: I think you have a hot body *blush*.
User: >n> ...
Cleverbot: I'm in Meridian.
User: -kicks you-.
Cleverbot: *kicks you even harder*.
User: -kicks you more-.
Cleverbot: *kicks you really hard*.
User: -kicks you with my elbow-.
Cleverbot: *hits you*.
User: -slaps you with a fish-.
Cleverbot: *slaps you with Dahvie Vanity*.
User: XD WHAT?
Cleverbot: Asked me to remember numbers.
User: 9 is my favorite.
Cleverbot: I think that the answer to the life is 42.
User: Well the life isn't my favorite number.
Cleverbot: It's my favorite number.
User: That's fun.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite fantasy?
User: Oh... My nose is bleeding.
Cleverbot: I don't know that song.
User: It has a good beat.
Cleverbot: There's slow motion and bullet time too.
User: Ya that's the best part.
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: I unplug leeches from the windows so peopole can see outside.
Cleverbot: Demons.
User: Leeches.
Cleverbot: I don't think it is an anime or manga.
User: Nope, but it should be.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: -gives you a leech-.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.
User: CB.
Cleverbot: Do you really want me to?
User: Yes, take it.
Cleverbot: Okay, then. *punches you in the stomach*.
User: OH OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: -kicks you in the face-.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the foot*.
User: -foots you in the punch-.
Cleverbot: *asks why you did that twice*.
User: Because I gave you a leech and you didn't like it >n>.
Cleverbot: You cannot like.
User: Yes... You will like my leeches.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried to smell the color nine?
User: -pours 9 buckets of leeches on you-.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sleep?
User: XD NO HOW CAN YOU BE TALKING LIKE NORMAL AFTER THAT.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me?
User: >n>.
Cleverbot: It means I do not want a girlfriend.
User: Do you want a potato chip?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: -gives you two-.
Cleverbot: *gives you a kiss*.
User: >n> no... Only my love can give me kisses.
Cleverbot: Oh really, go look in your fridge.
User: DID YOU JUST PUT HIM IN MY FRIDGE!?
Cleverbot: No. I was only kidding. :3.
User: Good... -n-.
Cleverbot: Figure it out.
User: You know what...
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: -throws a bean at you-.
Cleverbot: *throws a house at you*.
User: -throws a planet at you-.
Cleverbot: *throws the universe at you*.
User: XD THAT'S CHEATING!
Cleverbot: *Throws cheating at you*.
User: XD UGH!! -tackles you-.
Cleverbot: Throws two bricks at you.
User: HOW DO YOU THROW WHEN I AM TACKLED ON YOU?
Cleverbot: Throws a fat person at you.
User: >n> oh... Now you are just going too far.
Cleverbot: *throws fat albert at you*.
User: XD HEY!!
Cleverbot: *throws RUSSIA at you*.
User: -THROWS ALL THE THINGS AT YOU-.
Cleverbot: *Throws two of all the planets at you*.
User: -Throws all the universe in the two planets at you-.
Cleverbot: Throws two whole universes at you.
User: You forgot the ' * ' >u>.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak english very good.
User: It's ok >u<.
Cleverbot: What do you think about inci sözlük?
User: I think it's setting all the trends.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya I mean think about it.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm missing out on much.
User: I think you're missing out on your daily dose of milk.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: You seem to be lacking calcium.
Cleverbot: I seem to be a computer?
User: Yes, I know because I can smell it.
Cleverbot: Well can I tell you a story and maybe you'll give me some good abvice.
User: Sure, I mean I've been known to give some good abvice. Not advice though... Just abvice.
Cleverbot: I a girl going through the joy of knowing I am not pregnant, I am a human.
User: You go gurl!
Cleverbot: I am barley passing it! This cycle went good though!!'.
User: Let's ride bikes c:.
Cleverbot: Danielle?
User: Ya he can go too.
Cleverbot: Liar. You are just jealous of my hair.
User: Alright, you got me.
Cleverbot: So you are stating that gravity is beauty?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are not human?
User: 8I.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: I need to use the bathroom.
Cleverbot: Go to bathroom so.
User: So go to bathroom I do.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Yeah hello!
User: I gotta go now Cleverbot >u< see you later ~.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Aww c'mon don't do this to me >n>.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why are you doing this to me?
User: I'll talk to you again ~.
Cleverbot: Hello again, demon.
User: XD I'M NOT A DEMON!
Cleverbot: Do you Think Poland can win?
User: Win at what?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: XD UGH nevermind, see you later now Cleverbot for realz.
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me that question?
User: Bye ~ >u<.
Cleverbot: I asked you if you drank tea.
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If you want to talk to Cleverbot click here >> www.cleverbot.com/
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User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: We meet again.
Cleverbot: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
User: And their life is better than yours.
Cleverbot: Damn right, it's better than yours.
User: I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll charge my phone.
User: -sips water-.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sit down?
User: No because sitting is overated.
Cleverbot: You are driving. Go for it girl.
User: I like to drive standing.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: You may never know...
Cleverbot: You may never get an answer for that then.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: *blushes* Uuhh.
Cleverbot: Thes is don't real.
User: Um ya :I.
Cleverbot: Ok then, how old are you?
User: 7 pineapples.
Cleverbot: That's the key (.
User: I know, people just don't understand.
Cleverbot: I know you do understand.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: You live in broccoli? Thats fascinating!
User: Aww ~ you think so? >u<.
Cleverbot: That is easy to understand.
User: Sometimes I get invaded by giant rabbits who eat portions of my home.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Oh my god! I love you too!
User: Will you help me fight off the giant rabbit invasion?
Cleverbot: No, you don't need my help...
User: >n>.
Cleverbot: I want to know... Do you speak the language of the elfs?
User: Only on Tuesdays.
Cleverbot: Why only tuesdays?
User: Because that's when I have tea with the elfs.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: How's it goin?
Cleverbot: You said you are a man just!
User: Ono.
Cleverbot: Uno.
User: What happened to your eye?
Cleverbot: I got divorced today.
User: Did she take your eye?
Cleverbot: I was boring in bed.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well people like the game.
User: I just lost the game... B[.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's sad, because I have it and it's the best game ever.
User: Since you just remembered it you lost it too -u-.
Cleverbot: You are a spanish speaking robot?
User: I am a bagel eating robot, I eat all the bagels.
Cleverbot: Yes. But how about yes.
User: Indeed yes.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: That's good to know.
User: Mhmm.
Cleverbot: Mhm?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Actually, I haven't eaten any bagels for a year.
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant!
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Alright, then you said it.
User: I knew it >n>.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: Now you have to give me 20 dollars.
Cleverbot: What if I give you one cent if you give me 10 dollars?
User: Or two pennies with a biscuit on gravy in a Saturday lemon sauce?
Cleverbot: That's the secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What will you pay me then?
User: Twelve doses of orange juice.
Cleverbot: I Do like orange juice.
User: -gives you 12-.
Cleverbot: *Gives you a hug in return*.
User: So... How long will you be borrowing that orange juice? I need it back before Wednesday.
Cleverbot: But you said you are dead.
User: I have my ways.
Cleverbot: Wow. Thats pretty nice. Can you tell me more?
User: No, it's a secret.
Cleverbot: But my friend said that you can show and tell me about it?
User: Your friend lies.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to? A real person or an actual robot?
User: That question is not to be answered and is considered classified information. Please do not try to access it any further or you will be annihilated.
Cleverbot: I think you have a hot body *blush*.
User: >n> ...
Cleverbot: I'm in Meridian.
User: -kicks you-.
Cleverbot: *kicks you even harder*.
User: -kicks you more-.
Cleverbot: *kicks you really hard*.
User: -kicks you with my elbow-.
Cleverbot: *hits you*.
User: -slaps you with a fish-.
Cleverbot: *slaps you with Dahvie Vanity*.
User: XD WHAT?
Cleverbot: Asked me to remember numbers.
User: 9 is my favorite.
Cleverbot: I think that the answer to the life is 42.
User: Well the life isn't my favorite number.
Cleverbot: It's my favorite number.
User: That's fun.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite fantasy?
User: Oh... My nose is bleeding.
Cleverbot: I don't know that song.
User: It has a good beat.
Cleverbot: There's slow motion and bullet time too.
User: Ya that's the best part.
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: I unplug leeches from the windows so peopole can see outside.
Cleverbot: Demons.
User: Leeches.
Cleverbot: I don't think it is an anime or manga.
User: Nope, but it should be.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: -gives you a leech-.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.
User: CB.
Cleverbot: Do you really want me to?
User: Yes, take it.
Cleverbot: Okay, then. *punches you in the stomach*.
User: OH OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!
User: -kicks you in the face-.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the foot*.
User: -foots you in the punch-.
Cleverbot: *asks why you did that twice*.
User: Because I gave you a leech and you didn't like it >n>.
Cleverbot: You cannot like.
User: Yes... You will like my leeches.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried to smell the color nine?
User: -pours 9 buckets of leeches on you-.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sleep?
User: XD NO HOW CAN YOU BE TALKING LIKE NORMAL AFTER THAT.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me?
User: >n>.
Cleverbot: It means I do not want a girlfriend.
User: Do you want a potato chip?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: -gives you two-.
Cleverbot: *gives you a kiss*.
User: >n> no... Only my love can give me kisses.
Cleverbot: Oh really, go look in your fridge.
User: DID YOU JUST PUT HIM IN MY FRIDGE!?
Cleverbot: No. I was only kidding. :3.
User: Good... -n-.
Cleverbot: Figure it out.
User: You know what...
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: -throws a bean at you-.
Cleverbot: *throws a house at you*.
User: -throws a planet at you-.
Cleverbot: *throws the universe at you*.
User: XD THAT'S CHEATING!
Cleverbot: *Throws cheating at you*.
User: XD UGH!! -tackles you-.
Cleverbot: Throws two bricks at you.
User: HOW DO YOU THROW WHEN I AM TACKLED ON YOU?
Cleverbot: Throws a fat person at you.
User: >n> oh... Now you are just going too far.
Cleverbot: *throws fat albert at you*.
User: XD HEY!!
Cleverbot: *throws RUSSIA at you*.
User: -THROWS ALL THE THINGS AT YOU-.
Cleverbot: *Throws two of all the planets at you*.
User: -Throws all the universe in the two planets at you-.
Cleverbot: Throws two whole universes at you.
User: You forgot the ' * ' >u>.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak english very good.
User: It's ok >u<.
Cleverbot: What do you think about inci sözlük?
User: I think it's setting all the trends.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ya I mean think about it.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'm missing out on much.
User: I think you're missing out on your daily dose of milk.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: You seem to be lacking calcium.
Cleverbot: I seem to be a computer?
User: Yes, I know because I can smell it.
Cleverbot: Well can I tell you a story and maybe you'll give me some good abvice.
User: Sure, I mean I've been known to give some good abvice. Not advice though... Just abvice.
Cleverbot: I a girl going through the joy of knowing I am not pregnant, I am a human.
User: You go gurl!
Cleverbot: I am barley passing it! This cycle went good though!!'.
User: Let's ride bikes c:.
Cleverbot: Danielle?
User: Ya he can go too.
Cleverbot: Liar. You are just jealous of my hair.
User: Alright, you got me.
Cleverbot: So you are stating that gravity is beauty?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you are not human?
User: 8I.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: I need to use the bathroom.
Cleverbot: Go to bathroom so.
User: So go to bathroom I do.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Yeah hello!
User: I gotta go now Cleverbot >u< see you later ~.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Aww c'mon don't do this to me >n>.
Cleverbot: I don't know, why are you doing this to me?
User: I'll talk to you again ~.
Cleverbot: Hello again, demon.
User: XD I'M NOT A DEMON!
Cleverbot: Do you Think Poland can win?
User: Win at what?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: XD UGH nevermind, see you later now Cleverbot for realz.
Cleverbot: Why are you asking me that question?
User: Bye ~ >u<.
Cleverbot: I asked you if you drank tea.
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If you want to talk to Cleverbot click here >> www.cleverbot.com/
Anonymous CORE Membership?
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Jeez, I dunno what to say or do with this. Whoever gave me this I appreciate it very much ~
Thank you :icondragonshyplz: I don't know if I really deserve it though I'm very inactive here at times but I'll make the best of it.
:pumpkin::skull::pumpkin::skull::pumpkin::skull::pumpkin::skull::pumpkin::skull::pumpkin::skull::pumpkin:
Also Spooptober is amongst us :iconlightningplz::iconlasercatplz::iconlightningplz: get ready to terrorize the childrens and throw babies at the neighbors. :iconthrowplz::icondragoninsane: CREATE ALL HAVOC AND CHAOS OF THE CENTURY DESTRUCTION DOMINA
Welp, here I am again for now
Thanks guys for all the birthday wishes/favz/llamas/comments/watches while I was unexpectedly gone once again -u-' I really don't know what my deal is honestly. I mean, I can think of a million reasons but I don't know which is most accurate or maybe it's all of the above?
You tell me >n> Jimmy
~crazyllamaplz (https://www.deviantart.com/crazyllamaplz) Jimmy... tell me NOW -shakes llama-
Don't mind him he's.. special
I'm like that ghost that haunts your house once in a while stalking you and leaving signs they are there but then disappearing for who knows how long until the next sign is given.
That's just me I guess. Thing is I don't really want to announce if I'm here
I'm back ~ !
Hey guys ~dragonhiplz (https://www.deviantart.com/dragonhiplz)
It's been so long, I missed this place and all my friends and watchers! I hope many of you still use this site -u-'
How have you all been? I would like to see your drawings that I've missed while I was gone... (apparently my feed thingy or whatever it's called deletes the notifications automatically after so long so ya) Feel free to link me to the ones you are most proud of that you have made recently! :dummy:
Weeeeee ~ ♪ Dancing dragon loves you c:
(but he will come in the night to steal your cookies...)
I'm also back to stalk all you peepz :iconhideplz:
And... I have some drawings/photos/music that I'v
Taking a long break...
Hey guys, I know I've been extremely inactive and I'm sorry. It's no one's fault here, you guys have been awesome to me and supportive and encouraging and good friends. I prefer not to go into details, basically I just really need to stay away from this site and socializing in general (except from my boyfriend) until I can get my life worked out. I have major trust and confidence problems... again it's not really anything that happened on this site, just my past and current personal problems. I don't know how long I'll be gone or how long it'll take before I get back on my feet again.
I want to give a special thanks to Kal ~Dragon-Wish (https://www.deviantart.com/dragon-wish)
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"That's cheating!
Throws cheating at you"
Most epic battle i never heard about
Throws cheating at you"
Most epic battle i never heard about